Quotes and Sayings about Cold and Flu

A doctor is the only man without a guaranteed cure for the cold.
Dominic Cleary

A person often catches a cold when a mother-in-law comes to visit. Patients mentioned mothers-in-law so often that we came to consider them a common cause of disease in the United States. Thomas Holmes

Being ill is one of the greatest pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work until one is better.
Samuel Butler

I know certain actors are totally screwed up on drugs, yet it gets covered up. Why wasn’t I excused for ‘exhaustion’ or ‘the flu’?
Drew Barrymore

If a doctor treats your cold, it will go away in fourteen days. If you leave it alone, it will go away in two weeks.
Gloria Silverstein

Patient : Tell me doctor, is this flu serious?
Doctor : Well I wouldn’t advise you to start watching any serials on TV.

My dear doctor, I’m surprised to hear you say that I am coughing very badly, because I have been practicing all night.
John Philpot Curran

Bombeck’s rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

One of the minor pleasures in life is to be slightly ill.
Harold Nicholson

The doctor tells the patient he has very bad flu. The patient says he wants a second opinion. The doctor says, ”OK, you’re ugly too”.

There is no bird flu in commercial stocks.
Michael E. Mann

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while Nature affects the cure.
Voltaire

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you’ll be afraid to cough.
Pearl Williams

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