Funny Quotes and Sayings about Pregnancy

A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.
Carl Sandburg

Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years and 9 months.
Carrie Latet

By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.
Phyllis Diller

Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant.
Jim Cole

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
Erma Bombeck

People are giving birth underwater now.  They say it’s less traumatic for the baby because it’s in water. But certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool.
Elayne Boosler

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child.  She must be found and stopped.
Sam Levenson

A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence.
Cathy Crimmins

Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.
Joyce Armor

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