Funny Quotes and Sayings about Food

“An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.”

“Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.”

“Butter vs. Margarine ? I trust cows over scientists.”

“Can it be a mistake that STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backwards ??”

“Fish, to taste right, must swim three times – in water, in butter and in wine.”

“Food without wine is a corpse; wine without food is a ghost; united and well mitched they are as body and soul, living partners.”

“Food is an important part of a balanced diet.” 

“HAM AND EGGS - A day’s work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.”

“I do not like broccoli. And I haven’t liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I’m President of the United States and I’m not going to eat any more broccoli.”

“I don’t like gourmet cooking or “this” cooking or “that” cooking. I like good cooking.”

“If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat ?”

“I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded: dead.”"  

“I’m on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.”

 ”I don’t LIKE food, I LOVE it. If I don’t LOVE it, I don’t SWALLOW.” 

“Just Give Me Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt.”

“Just because something’s toxic doesn’t mean it’s not tasty.”

“Never eat more than you can lift.”

“One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.”

“Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.”

“The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.”

“There’s nothing like good food, good wine, and a bad girl.”

“What is food to one man may be fierce poison to others.”

“With humans it’s abortion, but with chickens it’s an omelet.”


  1. Louisa
    November 27th, 2011| 8:17 am

    Frankly I think that’s absoluelty good stuff.

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