Health Care

America’s doctors, nurses and medical researchers are the best in the world, but our health care system is broken.
Mike Ferguson

“Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears.” “Don’t answer!”
Henny Youngman

Doctors don’t know everything really. They understand matter, not spirit. And you and I live in spirit.
William Saroyan

Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing.
Voltaire

Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
Anton Chekhov

God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fees.
Benjamin Franklin

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Henny Youngman

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Walter Matthau

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.
Gerhard Kocher

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
Jonathan Swift

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.
Latin Proverb