Cute Quotes and Sayings Category

Funny Quotes and Sayings about Food

“An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.”
“Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.”
“Butter vs. Margarine ? I trust cows over scientists.”
“Can it be a mistake that STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backwards ??”
“Fish, to taste right, must

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Quotes and Sayings about Hospital

A hospital alone shows what war is.
Erich Maria Remarque
A Hospital is no place to be sick.
Samuel Goldwyn
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx
After two days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
W. C. Fields
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You’re

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Funny Quotes and Sayings about Doctors

America’s doctors, nurses and medical researchers are the best in the world, but our health care system is broken.
Mike Ferguson
“Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears.” “Don’t answer!”
Henny Youngman
Doctors don’t know everything really. They understand matter, not spirit. And you and I live in spirit.
William Saroyan
Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they

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Quotes and Sayings about Cold and Flu

A doctor is the only man without a guaranteed cure for the cold.
Dominic Cleary
A person often catches a cold when a mother-in-law comes to visit. Patients mentioned mothers-in-law so often that we came to consider them a common cause of disease in the United States. Thomas Holmes
Being ill is one of the greatest pleasures of

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The Dalai Lama’s Instructions for Life

The Dalai Lama’s Instructions for Life:
1. Take into account that great love and great achievement involve great risk.
2. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.
3. Follow the three Rs:

Respect for self
Respect for others and
Responsibility for all your actions

4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
5. Learn the

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Funny Quotes and Sayings about Pregnancy

A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.
Carl Sandburg
Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years and 9 months.
Carrie Latet
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.
Phyllis Diller
Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant.
Jim Cole
Never go

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Cute Quotes and Sayings about Family

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family.  Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.
Jane Howard
Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
Michael Levine
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own

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Famous Quotes and Sayings about Tatoos

For someone who likes tattoos, the most precious thing is bare skin.
Cher
Good tattoos aren’t cheap and cheap tattoos aren’t good.
Author Unknown
I always look for a woman who has a tattoo.  I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the

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Good Quotes and Sayings about Depression

Art saved me; it got me through my depression and self-loathing, back to a place of innocence.
Jeanette Winterson
Concern should drive us into action and not into a depression. No man is free who cannot control himself.
Pythagoras
Depression is the inability to construct a future.
Rollo May
Depression is rage spread thin.
George Santayana
Depression is nourished by a lifetime

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The Best Quotes and Sayings about Friendship

The rain may be falling hard outside,
But your smile makes it all alright.
I’m so glad that you’re my friend.
I know our friendship will never end.
Robert Alan
A friend is one who walks in when others walk out
Walter Winchell
A sympathetic friend can be quite as dear as a brother.
Homer
A friend is one who knows

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